i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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