you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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