His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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