Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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