i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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