Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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