I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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