My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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