You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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