just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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