I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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