i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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