Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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