he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize