How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It was confusing and full of hummus
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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