I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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