Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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