so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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