About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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