Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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