One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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