it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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