no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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