But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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