i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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