No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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