its not stalking. its research.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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