Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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