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His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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