Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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