Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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