I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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