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  He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him

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• Trying to get a visual. Did he have a mullet too?

  Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 11, 10 at 1:25pm

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• lmfao! It's texts from LAST NIGHT, not 1985 :D

  Submitted by kittygirl on Aug 11, 10 at 3:02pm

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• and parachute pants with possibly a pleather jacket draped over his shoulders?

  Submitted by definatelymaybe1 on Aug 11, 10 at 1:38pm

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• More to the point, at which point did he deploy the TurboBass?

  Submitted by rufasevach on Aug 11, 10 at 1:32pm

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• Never underestimate the power of a boombox...

  Submitted by Yandell on Aug 11, 10 at 1:41pm

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• "Insert weird comment here" followed by "of course I fucked him" = FAKE

  Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 11, 10 at 3:03pm

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• Of course I fucked him. WTF happened last night. Still drunk at work. Too high for this.

  Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 11, 10 at 3:06pm

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• You have such high standards.

  Submitted by urallstupid on Aug 11, 10 at 4:55pm

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• Adole- fuck yeah! Awesome song.

  Submitted by wooowduuude12 on Aug 11, 10 at 7:43pm

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• Was he in Breakin 2-Electric Bugaloo? I know he was rocking neon shades and Skidz!

  Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 11, 10 at 1:41pm

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• That was me! Ha

  Submitted by scottymo on Aug 11, 10 at 9:00pm

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• I can't even count how many times I've read a text that ended with "of course I fucked him/her".

  Submitted by anonymoosee on Aug 12, 10 at 12:19am

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• No judgement here.

  Submitted by maryslamb on Aug 11, 10 at 1:36pm

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• you madam, are my kind of woman high standards and low morals

  Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 11, 10 at 9:42pm

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• Slut.\n\nYou're my hero.

  Submitted by brithebri on Aug 11, 10 at 1:41pm

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• damn that all it takes?.....

  Submitted by jthenailer on Aug 11, 10 at 9:12pm

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• this sounds like a guy I know, even with the parachute pants and pleather jacket

  Submitted by Flyers108 on Aug 11, 10 at 2:01pm

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• The boombox could change the world

  Submitted by raymond74 on Aug 11, 10 at 10:38pm

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• You gotta know your limits with a boombox...

  Submitted by adole on Aug 11, 10 at 2:49pm

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• Case of beer + Boom box + room full of sluts = good times for all

  Submitted by ck24 on Aug 12, 10 at 1:19pm

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• Straight outta 1992.

  Submitted by Fear_Cartaidh on Aug 12, 10 at 8:32am

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