real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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