***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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