champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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