weddingsv make me drug and hornr
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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