nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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