dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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