doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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