Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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