he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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