The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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