I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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