can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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