Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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