was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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