So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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