I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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