if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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