Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
