I need help removing her.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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