Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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