question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
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