Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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