Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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