She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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